cemetary swan feeding sketch

feedem'crackers.

oh and they fell.

eaglespirals.

A Few More Art Shots.

The MIA in Minneapolis.

1. Funerary mask, Egypt.

2. Funeral Torch, Europe.

siamese twins.

floatinglovedeer.

makin' pictures.

goodwithdirections.

graveyard bullfrogs.

After I was done taking pictures of post coital animals (at the cemetary) I got distracted by bullfrogs and bullfrog tadpoles. This bullfrog looked pretty relaxed hanging out in that murky water. I wonder if it knows it's sitting in dead people water?

it was hot.

It’s all sorts of hot, here.
The insides of my spectacles are fogging up and
I wanna write curse words on the glass.

But…

My fingers won’t fit behind the frames.
I would have wrote F U in one lens
And C then K in the other one.

clever stuff.

The sun is making my sweat sticky.
Not in a good sticky way.
In the “this dust is gonna cling to you all day”

sticky kind of way.

And I sorta see some black smudges at the edge of the field.

I'll bet they're buzzards.

Those things would eat me if it got the chance.
Well, they’d eat me if I was lying there dead.
Or dying and feeble.

Gross.

It’s too humid to be lying dead in a cornfield
Getting all eaten by vultures.
Too humid for me anyways,

The deer they’re eating doesn’t seem to mind.

I think it’s too dead to worry about the situation.
And I’m too sweaty to worry about the situation.
Fuck.

It’s Hot.

week old weekend drawing.

iowahappenings.

Sexy turtles. Sexy Geese.

The other day (a few weeks ago) was spent at a graveyard.

There's a pond at the graveyard. People flock to this place because there's a lot of stuff to do. You can watch tadpoles do tadpole stuff, watch frogs do frog stuff, read gravestones, steal old flowers from the facilities area, feed the swans and geese.

Or you can just watch the swans and geese fuck. It is much more enjoyable then stealing flowers from the dead and way more enjoyable then feeding the swans and geese. With that being said, I photographed the pre coitus of the turtles and the post coitus of the geese.

enjoy.

bored at work grid about last weekend.

nightcrawlers.

Collab!

This drawing is a collaboration between myself and my internet friend, Tom. I've always enjoyed his meandering doodles and meandering words. So, the natural thing to do is meander together. Check out his work at http://halfmoosewithatwist.blogspot.com/.

goofy lil' doodly.

deerheartsnakefishPOW.

Happy Friday, Assholes (said playfully).

1. kindasortamap.

2. flathead.

eagle mom and three babies.

1. she was watching us the whole time we were near the three babies.

2. I drew this after we got to camp.

3. Three babies looking at their mom. We're looking at the babies. Mom is looking at us.

i don't miss winter.

idontmisswinterthey'rehereinsummer.

An Ode to my Old Gerbil, Pancake.

The Fish got Him.

kyle's finger.

Roadkill By the House.

smilin'ndyin'

So Fast.

fly with sprinkle

Beef-alo.

trottingonhearts.

thank god thats over.

usedtoliveintreesnowjustdirt.

happy deer island.

kindahappier.

joint drawing.

I drew this on a dock at 2am with a man named Scottie.

Jimi the Goose.

1. Jimi goose is very handsome. He knows it.

2. I scared him with a purple leaf. He's pretty dumb.

3. Profile shot!

compulsive drawing.

my oddity.

deadbird.

. seedstealer.

happydeadred