It was going to happen...eventually. The whole "hitting a deer" thing. The sensations weren't great. A quick peripheral view of fur followed by a loud thump, followed by no airbags, followed by confusion, and man was it dark outside. Cold to boot.

That morning, a small doe caused 5,000 bucks worth of damage in a split second. I could post a picture of the damage but I'd rather post a picture of whitetail photographed from the passenger's seat of the Ford a week or two before the accident. It was a peaceful moment.

Damn, herbivores.

If you're staying at a hotel that's too cheap to have wall decorations and you still have a hankering for some minimal vandalism... there's always the Gideon's bible.

Have you ever consumed a crab rangoon pizza? I have. It was decadent. Jealous? You are. I can tell. I'm salivating just thinking about this place.
http://www.fongspizza.com/