Tuesday, October 13, 2009
I wouldn't eat that if i were you...again.
This is a squirrel. Some people think they are disease ridden tree rats...which is sort of true, some of them carry fleas that harbor the bubonic plague and we all know how that went, sores, lesions, and death. Other people think they are pests...which is also true because they'll get into your garden and eat your beets...but i see this quality as being more opportunistic then pest-like and I like squirrels because of this quality. Still yet, other people find them to be delectable, delicious, scrumptious, or savory. I was (un)fortunate enough to make a feeble attempt at eating one of these woodland creatures after Seth brought one home and cooked it up. I was nervous when he texted me and told me what was for dinner...could I really do it? I love squirrels...but I also love cows and I still eat them. When I got home I saw Seth on the porch, the cat was also on the porch munching on a messy pile of guts. This was an instant turn off. I was now afraid of eating the squirrel. When I got to the front door I saw the squirrel's little feet hanging out of the cat's mouth...I was even more disgusted but still determined to try a bite. Within the hour, Seth presented me with a tiny drumstick...I knew where it came from and it was starting to make me dryheave. I put the drumstick to my teeth, pressed down, felt the rubbery texture, and almost vomited on the air mattress. Moral of the story: I would only eat squirrel if I was starving or if it was in a stew and I didn't have to see a cat eating it's innards before I ate it's limbs.
you aren't really selling me on the squirrel. i think it would be like eating guinea pig, which is a delicacy in south america, but i think they are too cute.
ReplyDeletei've always wanted to eat a guinea pig but i no longer think it's possible...what with the dry heaving i experienced with the squirrel and all.
ReplyDeleteI love reading your posts :)
ReplyDeleteRoad kill here in France = kittens, salamanders, snails, and this morning, a badger. Say hi to Iowa for me.
kittens! that's so sad. I just said hi to iowa for you.
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