Monday, November 8, 2010

hotels.

We got super drunk in Lawrence, Kansas. I'm a semi-responsible drunk and figured it wasn't a good idea to drive my beat-ass Honda around town. The closest hotel was called the Eldridge. Here's the fancy website

http://www.eldridgehotel.com/.

It was pretty awesome even though I spent most of the night throwing up into a really nice toilet. When we stayed in Missouri we were frugal. I even got to do my hotel trick! Here it is...



1. Cheap hotels usually have cheap, framed art to hide stains. Try taking the art off the wall. If the
frame comes off the wall...you're in business.


2. Using a common Sharpie, make a fantastic drawing. I made a triceratops.



3. Place the frame back on the wall. You've made a SECRET masterpiece.

I do this at almost every hotel I stay at but not the Eldridge, that place was fancy enough to know that people like me do shit like this...their frames were screwed onto their immaculatly whitewalls.

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11 comments:

  1. ptwnbrwnNovember 9, 2010 at 6:22 AM

    oh, so it's "fluxbiota" now, eh?

    mustard sucks will never die!

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  2. flux biota.November 9, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    I heard that a handful of young hooligans are responsible for mustard sucks signage all across the country! you should contact authorities immediatly!

    p.s.

    Mustard sucks.

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  3. TracyNovember 9, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    ha ha ha... that is too funny.

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  4. rachel leahNovember 9, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    aw, i was just perusing old photos and saw the kitty you made in on the back of the painting in portland. good times.

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  5. flux biota.November 10, 2010 at 5:09 AM

    that hotel in portland was sweet. I believe we ate a penis shaped doughnut from the voodoo dog-nuts place.

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  6. TomNovember 10, 2010 at 5:23 AM

    ooh---i gotta remember to take a sharpie next trip i do.

    ketchup rules!

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  7. flux biota.November 10, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    ketchup and grilled hotdogs...mmmm

    (i'm kind of hungry right now)

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  8. Chris HutsonNovember 11, 2010 at 7:37 AM

    i like to subtly modify the artwork


    i like mustard

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  9. flux biota.November 11, 2010 at 8:14 AM

    I like a-1 sauce.

    I wanna big mac.

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  10. BernieNovember 25, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Beautiful! I will do this too :)

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  11. flux biota.November 29, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    i'm glad to spread the good word.

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