Mudd jumped on my lap. I was paying attention to a Dick Blick catalog and didn't really notice his presense until I heard a loud burp and smelled a terrible smell. I looked at him, astonished that such a small thing could make such a large scent, and noticed he was chewing. HE BURPED UP A MOUTHFUL OF PARTIALLY DIGESTED KIBBLE AND WAS CHEWING IT ON MY LAP! But wait, it gets worse. A trio of wet kibbles fell from his mouth and onto my Ottumwa Bulldogs hoody AND THEN HE ATE THEM AGAIN!
It was horrible.
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| Mudd don't care. |
ewwww.... dogs have the worst farts too!
ReplyDeletelol! Yeah! Once he stole all the steak fat off of my plate and we all had a terrible evening!
Deletebut he is soooooo cute!
ReplyDeletehe wants your cuddles.
DeleteDoes he eat his own poop? Does he lick up his or other's vomit from the carpet? Dogs are disgusting. But cats are even worse in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteMudd has eaten his fair share of raccoon scat...he's filthy but I love my little, disgusting man.
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