Things I accomplished at the Iowa State Fair.
 |
| I held an alligator. |
 |
| I added to my smashed penny collection. |
 |
| We watched a professional flint knapper make this knife out of flint. AMAZING. |
|
|
Comprehensive list: Hand fed zebra, saw the world's smallest horse (30 pounds, squeeeee!), got harassed by a carnie, rode horrifying fair rides at the midway, ate a deep friend snicker bar and a GIANT turkey leg, found the world's grossest port-o-potty and decided I could hold it, saw a life sized cow carved out of butter, pet a baby cow for five minutes, drank at the Iowa craft beer tent, watched several bands preform, heat exhaustion, watched my friends and family throw axes, bought two beaver skulls for 7 bucks, found out that baby camels are possibly the most awkward looking animal on god's green earth. OUT. Peace.
