
Customer: "Hello, good sir. I've procured a weasel this week and would like it preserved as a taxidermy mount. Can you make any suggestions on a lifelike scene?"
taxidermist: " Most weasels are in logs. I'll just cut it in half and shove it into a log hole."
Seriously, the weasel is cut in half and shoved into a log hole. Its the worst thing I've ever seen.

Shop owner: "how can we encourage customers to buy our taxidermy, friend?"
Friend: " Stick a rotting muskrat corpse in the window display. People go batshit for that stuff."
gads. so did you buy anything?
ReplyDeletethat log is really nice
sadly, I could not find the money for the log weasel and was i was too frightened by the muskrat to even imagine it in my home.
ReplyDeletethey did have some cool fossils but i can find those myself ;)
The weasel made me actually LOL....Bahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletemaybe jeremy should buy it for you...it is almost christmas.
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