It’s all sorts of hot, here.
The insides of my spectacles are fogging up and
I wanna write curse words on the glass.
But…
My fingers won’t fit behind the frames.
I would have wrote F U in one lens
And C then K in the other one.
clever stuff.
The sun is making my sweat sticky.
Not in a good sticky way.
In the “this dust is gonna cling to you all day”
sticky kind of way.
And I sorta see some black smudges at the edge of the field.
I'll bet they're buzzards.
Those things would eat me if it got the chance.
Well, they’d eat me if I was lying there dead.
Or dying and feeble.
Gross.
It’s too humid to be lying dead in a cornfield
Getting all eaten by vultures.
Too humid for me anyways,
The deer they’re eating doesn’t seem to mind.
I think it’s too dead to worry about the situation.
And I’m too sweaty to worry about the situation.
Fuck.
It’s Hot.
Friday, June 18, 2010
it was hot.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Sexy turtles. Sexy Geese.
There's a pond at the graveyard. People flock to this place because there's a lot of stuff to do. You can watch tadpoles do tadpole stuff, watch frogs do frog stuff, read gravestones, steal old flowers from the facilities area, feed the swans and geese.
Or you can just watch the swans and geese fuck. It is much more enjoyable then stealing flowers from the dead and way more enjoyable then feeding the swans and geese. With that being said, I photographed the pre coitus of the turtles and the post coitus of the geese.
enjoy.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Collab!
This drawing is a collaboration between myself and my internet friend, Tom. I've always enjoyed his meandering doodles and meandering words. So, the natural thing to do is meander together. Check out his work at http://halfmoosewithatwist.blogspot.com/.
Labels:
collaboration,
half moose with a twist,
sketchbook
Monday, June 14, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Nice Times
nice times
Hey, I saw some big ol' carp
traversing up the river.
They bit and ate wet blades of grass.
Then made the water quiver.
Yesterday, a swimming snake
cut S shapes in a pond.
His periscope head spied land for a bed
and then the snake was gone.
Slowly we will gravitate
to a stream a pond or lake
We'll walk around to pick up shells
We'll find some flint to flake.
Hey, I saw some big ol' carp
traversing up the river.
They bit and ate wet blades of grass.
Then made the water quiver.
Yesterday, a swimming snake
cut S shapes in a pond.
His periscope head spied land for a bed
and then the snake was gone.
Slowly we will gravitate
to a stream a pond or lake
We'll walk around to pick up shells
We'll find some flint to flake.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
lodge fodder.

This painting is pixelated, compressed, and shitty looking on my website www.janeryder.com. I've been picking up lots of chewed up beaver sticks by the lake and its made me think about this gouache paintin'. Title: Lodge Fodder.
Yup.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
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